However, many of you will enjoy the guest list and rules of the conference. The rules will be at the end of this posting.
I hope there will be entertainment by the Bold and Stupid Men from the Casa de Fruita RenFair. It would be fun to have Irish line dancing, and folk music, and a couple of fractured Shakspeare plays.
President Obama 7
First Lady Obama 7
Former President Clinton 7
Secretary of State Clinton 14
The Los Angles County Bar Association, continuing education division 14
The California State Bar 14
The Arizona State Bar 14
Tom Johnston from Minimax 7
Jim Robideau, Esq. 7
Franklin from Papago Legal Services 7
Russell Means
Dennis Banks
The two main Google Guys
James Abourezk
The two main Mythbusters guys and the engineer Mythbuster
Joan Shullo 7
Fidel Castro
Steve Silver 7
Patricia Wrede 7
Mercedes Lackey 7
Janet Evonovitch
J.K. Rowling
Marcella Cluff 7
George Cluff 7
John Lawler 7
John Lawler's wife or former wife (as the case may be) 7
Any child that was on my Odessey of the Mind team
For one year 1
For two years 2
For three years 7
Christine Seachrist 7
Damian Lucas 7
Andy Hill 7
My black belt judo friend from the U of Hawaii 7
The Strocks
The Reaves
Emily Drumm 7
David Kessler 14
David Souter
Ruth Bader Ginsberg
Harlan Agnew 14
DA Delores Carr
DA Paul Colin
Chuck Smith 14
Chris O'Brien
The two Steves from Apple 7 each
George Lucas 14
The real NCIS 14
Those two 'news' guys from the comedy channel 7 each
The comedian from HBO, I think, who has people sit around a table and invites the opposition 14
Jay Leno
The Palo Alto principal that told the truth and had to take it back. Early childhood education is really important.
The reporters for "Broken Families, Broken Courts" and the one on the scam being run about forcing guilty pleas in domestic violence cases.
The entire staff of the current San Jose Mercury News
Shou Yongjun 14
Colin Powell 14
Edward Sousa, Campbell's defense attorney
Nancy Pelosi 14
Diane Fienstein 14 (sorry, I cannot spell)
Geri Lynn Green
Paul Dean Nelson
Hal McCall
Ed formerly of A&J Auto 7
PBS 14
Smithsonian 14
Michael Guluso 14 (again I cannot spell)
The Dali Lama 14
Mel Roshi 14
Speakeasy 7
Linda's son 14
Carlos Puig 14
My client with all the patents 14
Linda
Dan McFadden 14
The Pakistani Supreme Court Justice who led the lawyers march for justice. 14
My entire family. My parents, their children and grandchildren can each bring 7 people each. My aunts, uncles and first cousins can each bring 3 each.
There may be more, but these are the ones that came to me this weekend.
RULES
If there is no number by your name, you can bring three people. (Or send 3 people, if you cannot come.) Your current lover is also invited.
You may bring your trophy wife as long as you remember that I do not like people who sell themselves into slavery.
NO HIGH HEELS, including cowboy boots. You have to be comfortable to think well. NO TIES. No suits. No pantyhose.
I, at least, do not intend to obey the drug laws.
I am going on vacation.
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