MY DREAM CONFERENCE RULES

Each person that I invite to my conference will be able to bring three friends. If the person I invite cannot come, he/she can invite four friends. Each invitee may bring a lover or partner. ALL are welcome to attend the conference, which I am chairing.

I will be polite to trophy wives, but keep them away from me. I disapprove of women selling themselves into slavery. I admire prostitutes who are making a living despite having been sexually abused as children.

This conference will be small. We will be using the two hotels by downtown Campbell.

I, at least, will not be obeying the drug laws.