I came in this morning as I intend to take three days off and I am beginning to think that we are running out of the time we will have available to fix things. The Santa Clara County Assessor (a really well run office) says that the price of real estate in Santa Clara County was down only 2% over the last year. So you all will be back at work soon. Let's see what we can do with our time until then.
First, I have to tell you that you are the most credulous people. Let me give you an example of how you believed Fox News and got the whole thing wrong.
Honorable gentlepersons do NOT talk about their sex lives. You can tell an honorable person. He/she is the one who loses his job rather than falsify a report. You think that they are stubborn bastards, but after a while you note that they were right to have been stubborn. So you still call them stubborn bastards, but in the tone of voice which means 'honorable, trustworthy person'.
The only reason to get involved in someones sex life is if it is a child or one of the persons asks for help.
Now you have to do homework. Listen to the Johnny Cash song that starts, 'She walked these hills in a long white veil...'
Now you know that President Clinton did the honorable thing. A Southern Gentleman is supposed to keep his mouth shut. It is up to the lady to decide to save him or let him hang.
Oh, no one ever caught President Clinton in a lie. He just violated the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure.
WE CAN WIN AGAINST THE BAD GUYS ANY TIME. All we have to do is let women be 50% of whatever we are doing. Women pick up clues to behavior that most men miss. The fun of Bones is that the woman is clueless to behavior clues and the man is not.
Women will go do something else if you will not let them play. After my children left home, no one from the old Minimax days would help me find work. So I did this.
Oh, the comics have been running stuff on good manners making you invisible. My manners are not that good. I swear like a sailor, and often tell people to shut up and listen or I will not help them. I am invisible because I am old, disabled, use a wheelchair and am fat.
You men are REALLY STUPID to hire pretty young girls to do your books and be your receptionist. The receptionist at Technikron could always tell me what was going on. Of course, the men treated her like shit. BIG MISTAKE. She and I once taught one of them a lesson and his proposal did not meet the deadline. His fault, as he waited until the last minute.
The reason that Presidents Clinton and Obama always look so cool is because they know they have a trusted partner guarding their back Same with Secretary of State Clinton and First Lady Obama.
We do not have to worry about the prosecutors any more. No organization with a private justice system like the State Bars can take on protracted litigation when disciplining its members. BUT DID YOU KNOW that the Justice Department has a political corruption unit who is bringing criminal conspiracy charges against the Alaskan Federal Prosecutors who convicted Stevens? (They failed to provide evidence to the defense.)
If the Justice Department is interested, I have a list of cases where the judges failed to follow case law, and where the prosecutors failed to drop charges even when they knew a jury would not convict.
BE VARY WARY of people who speak perfect English, but do not seem to understand American culture at all. Someone tried to convince me he was a gangbanger. His scarf was new and ironed. I think his baby may have been drugged. She was VERY flaccid.
WE NEED A GOVERNMENT FOR THE INTERNET.
I think our government should be very simple and voluntary. We will put a flag on all sites that join our government. We will have to have an internet court system also. I think we should implement a variation of my 'you cannot lie' law. If you lie or we think you are running a scam, we will not allow you access to our servers. We have to allow companies to operate without the flag in countries which censor the internet. It is better to allow the citizens of these countries to have access to some information than to have access to no information.
It is always better to have a group of people write the constitution for any new government. It is impossible for one person to think of everything.
TAXICABS
We need to institute what is called the Medallion Program for issuing airport cab access licenses. This gives the licenses to the drivers and protects them from exploitation by the cab companies.
THE POOR
This is REALLY EASY. Just bring back to original Legal Services Corporation. Let the Legal Services attorneys take any case they want. Bingo, problem solved. And EVERYONE will be angry with Legal Services, so we have to protect Legal Services AT ALL COST.
USE YOUR POWER WISELY
People with power who want to help other people need to do what those other people want. Too many people do what they think that other people should want.
FOOD SUPPLY
I think there is poison in our food supply. I think the only way to solve this problem is to go back to the products that are produced on farms. We are going to have to learn to cook, which is actually practical chemistry and is quite fun. I think we need to do organic farming. This means the government should subsidise the farmers who are switching to organic farming, as I think it takes eight years to become certified organic.
PASS MY IDEA ON LONGER AND LONGEST TERM CAPITOL GAINS.
IMPLEMENT MY IDEA on nations losing their most favored nation status if their products are faulty. We have to do this because the inspections have to be done at the factory level. They should pay for their own inspectors.
YOU WILL ALWAYS have to follow politics enough to make an informed vote. AND VOTE.
GET RID OF that stupid expense stock options rule. All this rule has done is to take the stock options from the workers and give them to the CEOs. VERY VERY STUPID.
HAPPY SPRING!
You know, all of you are asking the wrong questions about the authentic Gnostic document called the Gospel of Mary Magdalen. The question is not what part of Jesus Mary Magdalen kissed. The interesting fact is that the document was written at all. Unmarried women of that era did not run around with thirteen unmarried men unless they wanted to be stoned to death. If Mary Magdalen was kissing Jesus often on any body part, they were married. Doesn't anybody study history any more? There were rumors of hidden gospels for centuries. Now they are found. Deal with it.
WE NEED TO STOP THE WAR ON DRUGS RIGHT NOW THIS MINUTE. It would be nice to arrange to have the real assholes holding the bag if the bottom drops out of the price of drugs.
Here is what we will do.
A company can designate one of their drugs as so dangerous they want it to be only prescribed by a doctor.
Otherwise a company warns of the effects of the drug in clear English (Kaiser has this down pat.) They the adult person taking the drug can make his own choices. If a company lies, we will sue them.
Feel free to tax recreational drugs, but not so much that you cause intrastate smuggling, like with cigarettes.
I AM VERY TIRED OF DOCTORS MAKING MY HEALTH DECISIONS FOR ME. I know my body better than they do, as I have to live with it.
DO NOT FORGET TO LET all persons convicted of possession and possession for sale out of jail. If they had done a violent crime, they would be in jail for the violent crime also. This will leave room in our prisons for the con artists who are making our lives miserable.
WE HAVE A LOT OF PROFESSIONAL IDIOTS because we are requiring too much memory work in our professional exams. Memorizing case names is STUPID. What you need to remember is the legal logic inside the cases. I make my connections from the theories. I can always look up the name of something. My mind works very similarly to the Google search pattern, so I use Google lots. Oh, Google, do you want a present of my idea on how to search legal data bases? BTW, Crome makes my slow internet connection go much faster.
FUN WAR STORY
One day, outside the Legal Services trailer offices in Sells, a two year old locked herself in a car. The tribal police officer showed me how to open the door using a coat hanger.
When I got married to my second husband, I was driving a Chevrolet Caprice that had been owned by my parents, and then by a sibling. I was adept at the coat hanger thing as I was always locking my keys in the car, and back then, everyone had a wire coat hanger.
The week before my wedding, the corporate council of Tecknikron asked me if I wanted to negotiate a contract with the Federal Reserve Bank. With ALL of my family in town, I accepted the challenge and spent two days doing a really good negotiating job when I should have been getting the wedding organized.
I had a family member with me when I locked my keys in my car. Naturally, I coolly broke into my own car.
Then, in San Francisco, my dad locked his keys in his car. My family member coolly broke into his car for him, informing him that I had taught her how. Dad never did ask me how I knew, but I told him anyway.
DOG STORY
In Tucson, I had a dog that was half black lab. Her father came from a good neighborhood. Tasha could tell white men from Papagos. She NEVER barked at a Papago. She would always bark at a white person who did not work in the office. I asked the Papagos if they wanted me to stop her from doing this, but they thought it was REALLY FUNNY.
One day, Tasha trapped a white man in his car. He was on the reservation to repossess a car. I calmly told him that he had to apply to the tribal court to repossess a car on land controlled by the tribal council. He went back without the car and Tasha was the hero of the reservation.
I taught that dog how to ride on the back of my motorcycle. I had to build a platform so she would not fall off. We used to ride around town together.
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