Wednesday, June 4, 2014

A REALLY STUPID NY TIMES REPORTER

A New York Times reporter ate 15 times the recommended amount of a marijuana edible. She recovered in plenty of time to write about her harrowing experience.

If one assumed that the recommended dose of alcohol was 2 drinks, if the stupid reporter had consumed 30 drinks, she might be dead. She would certainly have spent her night in the bathroom rather on her bed.

If YOU decide that you want to try a marijuana edible, I recommend that you take HALF the normal dose. I think it is better to be with a friend, especially an experienced friend. If you decide to be alone, start watching a favorite, non violent cartoon movie. Yellow Submarine, Disney's Sleeping Beauty, and the Disney Hobbit cartoon are all good choices.

For your first time, you should be hungry. BE PATIENT, it can take awhile before you feel results. DO NOT TAKE ANY MORE than the initial dose until at least an hour has gone by. Have some good food available, because the food will taste SO GOOD. Do not eat for at least one hour.

There is going to be amazing pressure to keep marijuana illegal so that the black market money will keep flowing.

SO EVERY TIME YOU SEE A LIE ABOUT MARIJUANA, YOU NEED TO COMMENT WITH THE TRUTH.

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