OPERATION LYSISTRATA

'Lysistrata' is a 2400 year old Greek play. The women of Athens and Sparta stop a war. They do this by agreeing among themselves that no women will have 'relations' with any man until the war stops. The women leaders were joined in this endeavor by all women including the ladies of the evening.

I think that what I am doing is important.

I REALLY NEED the $20,000,000 non tax deductible donation from Google to FIX THE WORLD.

If you have been reading my blog, you know what I am trying to do.

So let us women stop having sex with men until I get my $20,000,000 from Google, who can afford it.

I have been signaled that the ladies of the evening are prepared to join us.

WOMEN, YOU KNOW WHAT NOT TO DO!

BayCon 2009

I had a fabulous vacation. My only complaint is that it did not last longer.

I DO want to tell the Klingons that I delivered merchandise that I did not get paid for. I am certain that it was an oversight on the part of the Klingons.

I was also amazed at the power of old ceremonies.

See you all next year, or maybe at SiliCon.

IMPORTANT ADVICE

LAND LINES

Land lines have their own low level electricity, so they may work during an earthquake when the normal electricity is out. In order to have this important safety net, you must have a phone that does NOT need to be plugged into an electrical outlet.

Land lines are also a VERY SAFE way to get your banking and credit card information. The bank and credit card company can verify that you are calling from a land line owned by you. The information sent back and forth on the Internet is NOT SECURE. The Internet was not designed to make the flow of information secure.

CARPEL TUNNEL

I had horrible carpel tunnel, which I fixed by doing hand strength exercises with that little thing that looks like a 'V' with a coil spring in the bottom of the 'V'. (History channel said that this may have been invented by Bruce Lee.) I am guessing that putting weight behind the exercise opens up the carpel tunnel. Now I can again type, which is good for me, at least. I got my hand exerciser at WalMart, which had two for less than $5.00.

CONSEQUENCES

Muslims around the Mediterranean were the Silicon Valley of their era. THEY INVENTED ZERO! 

But they did not listen to the farmers, and allowed overgrazing by sheep and goats. (Sheep and goats eat the roots if there are too many per acre, and the plants do not grow back in the Spring.)

So the Sahara ate cities that had been in existence for 2000 years.

American farmers remembered this. But we had to shoot Navajo sheep to prevent them from destroying their amazing landscape.

Did you know that Genghis Khan was a Muslim? I have watched a lot of American Genghis Khan movies. Not once was it mentioned that he was a Muslim

Legend has it that when Genghis Khan was the ruler of the entire silk road, a virgin carrying gold could walk unmolested from Persia to China.

SAN MATEO COUNTY CPS

NOW San Mateo County CPS is telling me that if my lift is broken, I still have to come to their offices or they will interview my frightened client without me.

DOESN'T ANYONE KNOW THE LAW ANYMORE?

ANOTHER INVITATION TO DREAM CONFERENCE

I would like to also invite the Queen of England. She gets 27 guest invitations.

I REALLY want to introduce her to my mother. They are an awful lot alike.

Anyway, if the Queen comes, bringing important people from Europe, James Bond will have no trouble also attending.

PLEASE VOTE TODAY IN CALIFORIA

GOVERNOR IDIOT is saying that if people do not vote, he will just screw us over anyway.

You can vote WHERE EVER there is a little vote sign. DO NOT fill out the driver's licence information. You will have to give your address and sign the ballot. So fill out everything except for the licence info.

I AM TIRED OF BEING GOVERNED BY IDIOTS.

SO GO VOTE. It is easy. JUST VOTE NO FOR EVERYTHING.