NORTH KOREA v US

The problem with never leaving your little country, is that you have no idea how little your country is.

With luck and determination, North Korea may be able to use rockets to deliver a nuclear bomb into territory controlled by the United States.

If North Korea does fire a nuclear missile at ANY target, the United States will almost certainly retaliate.

I worry greatly about the ordinary North Koreans, who already are on a semi-starvation diet.

So may I make suggestions for North Korean targets for retaliation, if retaliation becomes necessary?

We should obliterate all of the fancy amusement areas that North Korea has built for its elite.

We should also change the geography of the mountain that spawned the Kim family. Mount Paektu is central to the myth that the Kim family uses to justify its power. I am certain that we do not even need nuclear bombs to open the crater of the volcano, and to wipe out any buildings built on the mountain by the Kim family.

I am an environmentalist, but people are also part of the environment.

The people of North Korea are not our enemy.

I am so sorry that North Korea is being run by people who are so incompetent that they can not even feed their own people.