HILLARY'S HEALTH

Just a week ago, Hillary Clinton unveiled a new campaign plane, inviting reporters to fly along with her. She immediately came down with pneumonia. Was there a Pravda reporter on the plane?*

Hillary, you are not superperson. No one can campaign for a solid year without some rest. I know you have chosen a good, solid, rational, empathetic vice president. But I have followed your career since you were the first lady of Arkansas. I believe you will make a fabulous president.

So get some rest. Let Tim Kane, Elizabeth Warren, and Bernie Sanders take some of the appearances.

Now is the time for us all to stand together and say, "The Donald does not represent the best of our great country. We welcome new people. We work together for the greater good. We do not get rich by scamming the elderly."

As for Hillary. When you were carrying Chelsea, you were told you were eating for two. Now it is important for you to rest and get well, so you can represent 320 million people.

I honestly do not care if The Donald can run marathons. Our country was once represented by a man who could not walk. He has become one of the more respected presidents in history.

Bernie, you believe in the greatness of our country. You know that no president is a perfect representation of your political beliefs. But it is time for you to put aside the sting of losing and make certain that our next president represents at least some of your ideals.

Now is the time to stand up and be counted.

* I thought you would enjoy this conspiracy theory. Pravda is the old Russian communist newspaper.