A KOCHS* CONSPIRACY?

IMHO, the Kochs* have infiltrated the progressive movement. They give money to those who "drank the coolaid"** so that the progressives are undermined by taking indefensible positions. The plan is to make us all look crazy so we will be ignored.

My favorite insanity from the Kochs is that cow farts are causing global warning. I would be LOLing, but cow farts are smelly methane, which is one of the cleanest burning fuels we have. The Kochs are trying to convince people that methane is a bad thing. Maybe they own coal plants.

My least favorite insanity is that wind turbines will not kill our large endangered birds, like eagles, condors, albatross, and swans. You do not have to worry about that, say the Kochs, as we can always put up nets to protect the birds. THEN THEY BUILD THEM WITHOUT NETS TO PROTECT THE BIRDS.

The animal rights Kochs protect feral animals. Unfortunately, we have to kill feral animals or we will not have any wild animals left.

All of this global warning propaganda is an attempt to be in a position to say, "Oh, we cannot put health clinics in Africa, because the fuel we have to burn will add to global warming."

THIS STUFF IS REALLY COMPLICATED. Which is why being an environmentalist is a specialty.

* Kochs - A generic term for someone who spends boatloads of money in an attempt to return the world to the nineteenth century.

** This is a reference to a group that drank poison upon request of their leader.