GARBAGE WARS

My new OCD roommate has decided that the kitchen garbage should be stored outside the kitchen door. She has ignored my warnings of attracting rats, raccoons, skunks, etc. At every opportunity, she leaves the kitchen door open, just because I warned her to keep it closed because of the critters.

Now she has yelled at me, standing six inches in front of my face, holding a wooden garden tool in the 'my sword is drawn and ready, but I am not yet in full attack' position. She also told me that I was NOT disabled. I probably should not have replied, "Thank you for telling me, Doctor." Sarcasm is wasted on bullies.

Now, the only person living in the house that I trust is being evicted, because she reported all of the times that she was harassed by the people living in my house.

IMHO, these people are not Americans. IMHO, they may be foreign spies. Bush's "brilliant" idea of contracting out security clearances has resulting in the INCORRECT GRANTING OF OVER 600,000 SECURITY CLEARANCES.