Let's make voting like a line for Star Wars tickets. For those of you too young to remember the fun of standing in line for a great movie, the line was like a street party. But in this line, everybody gets to vote. IF YOU ARE IN LINE BEFORE THE POLLS CLOSE, THEY HAVE TO LET YOU VOTE. It is the law, and if anyone breaks this law, they could be guilty of a federal felony.
BTW, the law also says that your employer MUST give you time off to vote. Remember that voting is secret and you do not have to obey a bullying employer. Vote the way YOU want.
THE RULES OF THE PARTY LINE.
This is a party. Hold places in line for people getting coffee or mobile food. Dress for comfort. If it is raining, bring all your umbrellas to share. If TV says the lines are really long, consider bringing a tent or lawn chairs.
A LOT of women are voting this year. Feel free to buy them coffee, but no touching and you get to ask for her number only ONCE.
Please let the elderly go to the front of the line. If someone gives you a good story about why they need to vote right away, consider asking everyone to agree to let the person cut to the front of the line. Impatient people can ruin a good party.
I do not know about you, but the Republican idea of letting businesses do what they want, including ripping us off, has trashed my life. I am really looking forward to voting against them this year.
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