HOMELAND SECURITY -- ANOTHER BUSH MESS

I recently met two people who I think are with Homeland Security. One of them talked to "Janet, in Maine", in front of me, trying to impress two other people of her importance. The person seemed to think that a General's daughter had never heard someone using the first name of an officer in an attempt to impress.

One of them professed to be a plant expert and proceeded to try to water a six foot tall, potted tree using a quart bowl. One of them was bragging about being a barbecue expert and then did not know that ribs could be beef, as well as pork. One was supposed to have visited Mumbai, but did not pronounce Mumbai right. One said Cuban black beans were a family dish from India.

Both have told racist jokes. One thought it was funny to feed hot peppers to an old lady with digestive problems. Both keep telling me what an unusual brain I have.

Stupidity and arrogance is a deadly combination. My guess is that if anyone dies from their mistakes, it will not be them.

If I were President, I would fire Janet Napalitano. Homeland Security is told to deport felons and they deport people with misdemeanors or no arrest at all. I guess felons are too hard to find.

Have you ever heard of a terrorist arrest by Homeland Security? They can not find terrorists either.

I have a theory that all of the incompetent people were encouraged to join Homeland Security to get them out of the way of effective agencies like the FBI and DOD's investigative services.


I say we get rid of Bush's stupid idea called Homeland Security. Every little bit helps to balance the budget.