Monday, August 23, 2010

FEED YOUR PARANOIA

If you are determined to be paranoid, then you should watch the System Crash series on the Smithsonian channel.

PLEASE be paranoid about clicking on a weblink in your email. NEVER use a link from an email that you were not expecting. ALWAYS use your browser to check with the main website of the place that sent you email. Most email telling you about a bounced check or other financial problems are fake emails, meant to steal your financial information.

There is no need to be paranoid about illegal immigrants having babies. A person must be 21 years old before that person can request a family member be given a visa.

There is no need to be paranoid about President Obama being a Muslim, because he is a Christian. If you know anything about the Muslim religion, you would realize that no Muslim would lie about being a Muslim. No Muslim would tell people he was Christian.

If you want to be paranoid about art forgery, you should read Feint of Art and the sequels by Hailey Lind. These books teach about forgery, are funny, and good mysteries.

There is no need to worry about legalizing marijuana. The 'drunk driving' laws also cover driving while under the influence of marijuana. There is no need to worry about people being high on marijuana while working, as that is still going to be a firing offense.

The world has a lot of real problems. Could you please focus on solving real problems instead of making up fake problems?

There are plenty of real problems to be paranoid about.

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