A young teenager tells her parents, "Guess what, I was arrested for shoplifting." (This is only a joke if it is NOT TRUE. It is also necessary that people believe you for a least a second.)
Then she smiles and says, "April Fools."
Then everybody laughs.
Unfortunately, everyone who knows me no longer believes a THING that I say on April Fool's Day.
One of my favorite April Fool's jokes was to tell people that I injured my knees playing football for the Boston Bruins. For some reason, the injury information stops people from noticing that I am female and the Bruins are not a football team. At least, I don't think they are a football team.
Happy April Fool's Day.
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